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CAM SMITH HAS A NEW BOOK OF KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OUT

cam smith has a new book of knock knock jokes out who?

CAM SMITH HAS A NEW BOOK OF KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OUT NOW

Sorry, that was terrible. I wrote 100 knock knock jokes for this crazy book and now I am a little bit worried that I will never write another one again. 100 knock knocks might have just been the exact number of knock knocks I had left in me. Like you know how you only have so many heartbeats for your whole life or whatever, no, that can’t be right? Maybe you only have so much sperm? No, that’s got to be made on an ongoing basis, surely. Anyway, I wrote a book of 100 knock knock jokes. We blast apart the entire knock knock genre. It was about time, really. Door bells have been around for a while now.

Anyway, it costs $1, so have at it! That’s half a cent for every knock!

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May 5, 2013 at 02:02:02

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