You there! What day is this?
Why, it’s Christmas Day, Mr. Scrooge!
Or some day in March. Well. We certainly have neglected this particular organ of podcast promotion, haven’t we, children?
Boom, get Episode 62 in to your stupid ears!
I’m sorry. Your ears aren’t stupid. They’re beautiful. It was wrong of me to lash out like that.
I love you, my sweet pumpernickel.