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Hullo!

Do you have the required security clearance to be reading this post? If not, please STOP READING IMMEDIATELY.

We work on the honour system around here, so I’m relying on you all to do the right thing.

Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks.

There is a new anonocast available for your aural delight. Anonocast, I hear you query. But what is an Anonocast?

Following recent threats of exposure from an employee of the Fairfax Media Company, Ben Pobjie and I (Cam Smith) have decided that we would be better served by retreating behind the cloak of anonymity. From behind this cloak, located high above the land on a magic carpet of mystery, we can safely drop truth-bombs and fact-missiles on an unsuspecting populace.

This is an impression of that populace:

Arthur, a kindly retired carpenter: Oh Mavis, you do brew a lovely cuppa.
Mavis, a kindly retired school teacher and Arthur’s loving wife: Yes, dear.

TRUTH BOMB!!!!!!!

Arthur and Mavis, in unison: ALL OF THE MONEY IS JUST 1s AND 0s IN A COMPUTER!

Their Seemingly Innocent Microwave:
011011110110100000100000011100110110100001101001011101000010110000100000011101000110
10000110010101111001001001110111001001100101001000000110001101100001011101000110001101101000011010
0101101110011001110010000001101111011011100010000100100000011101000110100001101001011100110
0100000011010010111001100100000011011010110100101100011011100100110111101110111011000010111
0110011001010010000001100100011000010111011001100101001000000111010001101111001000000110100
0011011110110110101100101001000000110001001100001011100110110010100101100001000000110110101
1010010110001101110010011011110111011101100001011101100110010100100000011001000110000101110
1100110010100100000011101000110111100100000011010000110111101101101011001010010000001100010
0110000101110011011001010010000100100000011101110110010100100000011011100110010101100101011
0010000100000011101000110111100100000011011010110111101110110011001010010000001101001011011
1001110100011011110010000001110000011010000110000101110011011001010010000001110100011101110
1101111001000000110100101101101011011010110010101100100011010010110000101110100011001010110
1100011110010010111000100000011100000110100001100001011100110110010100100000010101000101011
10100111100100000010100000100100001000001010100110100010100100000010101000101011101001111

Anyway, this particular truth bomb is about the THEORY of Evolution, the conflict between Pakistan and India, the rise of the New Barbarians and other such lofty topics.

iTunes it!

RSS it!

Download just the one file, what, you don’t want to make a commitment? Don’t you love me anymore? What we had was BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL!!

It goes for a bit over 1 Half Of An Hour and it is approx. 17 megabytes in size. Easy peasey.

Now.

Let’s get down to Bras Tax.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Written by Your Friends

March 28, 2010 at 05:05:17

Posted in Fireside Chats

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  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Ah.

    Bras tax.

    Your Friends

    March 28, 2010 at 05:05:17


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