Do you have the required security clearance to be reading this post? If not, please STOP READING IMMEDIATELY.
We work on the honour system around here, so I’m relying on you all to do the right thing.
Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks.
There is a new anonocast available for your aural delight. Anonocast, I hear you query. But what is an Anonocast?
Following recent threats of exposure from an employee of the Fairfax Media Company, Ben Pobjie and I (Cam Smith) have decided that we would be better served by retreating behind the cloak of anonymity. From behind this cloak, located high above the land on a magic carpet of mystery, we can safely drop truth-bombs and fact-missiles on an unsuspecting populace.
This is an impression of that populace:
Arthur, a kindly retired carpenter: Oh Mavis, you do brew a lovely cuppa.
Mavis, a kindly retired school teacher and Arthur’s loving wife: Yes, dear.
Arthur and Mavis, in unison: ALL OF THE MONEY IS JUST 1s AND 0s IN A COMPUTER!
Their Seemingly Innocent Microwave:
Anyway, this particular truth bomb is about the THEORY of Evolution, the conflict between Pakistan and India, the rise of the New Barbarians and other such lofty topics.
Download just the one file, what, you don’t want to make a commitment? Don’t you love me anymore? What we had was BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL!!
It goes for a bit over 1 Half Of An Hour and it is approx. 17 megabytes in size. Easy peasey.
Let’s get down to Bras Tax.