A perusal of the 40 Google results for the exact phrase “apology spider” indicates that all previous uses have been people apologising to people called Spider or to Spider-Man aka mild-mannered photographer Peter Parker, bitten by a radio-active spider and imbued with all the powers of the Arachnid.
Does that mean I invented the Apology Spider? A creamy concoction of soft drink and ice cream presented as an Apology?
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