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Avatar fans feeling upset, downbeat, unhappy.

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This just in.

The futuristic blockbuster from director James Cameron tells the story of a corporation trying to mine for a rare mineral on the planet Pandora after Earth’s resources have been depleted.

The humans clash with the natives – a peaceful race of blue-skinned creatures called the Na’vi who live in harmony with nature.

Fans of the film have flooded the internet to express their distress at realising they will never be able to visit the utopian planet.

On one website, Avatar Forums, the topic “Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible” has more than 1,000 posts.

Ivar Hill, a 17-year-old fan from Sweden, wrote on a similar site: “When I woke up this morning after watching Avatar for the first time yesterday, the world seemed grey. It was like my whole life, everything I’ve done and worked for, lost its meaning … It just seems so meaningless. I still don’t really see any reason to keep doing things at all. I live in a dying world.”

Isn’t that a fairly typical emotional state for a Swede?

On another website, a user known as Mike was even more acutely affected. He wrote: “Ever since I went to see Avatar I have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na’vi made me want to be one of them.

“I can’t stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers I got from it. I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in Avatar.”

Avatar fans suicidal because planet Pandora is not real, Telegraph, 13/01/10

Jinxed, a Perth-based user of the Australian 300 ZX Owners’ Association forum, says what we’re all thinking:

lol,stupid emo avatar fans

i know how they feel though, cause after watching “the fast and the furious” i really wanted to buy a black honda civic coupe with green neons


Written by Your Friends

January 14, 2010 at 08:08:08

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  1. I swear, I have not been following any of this shit at all. WTF, stupid wanker 300ZX fans! Stupid dickheads, book a flight to Brazil, specifically go trekking in the Amazon and I’m sure you’ll feel right at home. Better yet, we’ve got heaps of bushland you can get lost in right here, with heaps of hungry crocs just waiting for a tourist or two, hopefully you can starve or freeze to death.

    As an old gamer, it was just another computer game. 3D makes it slightly more interesting but this 3D fad has been on and off for 30-40 years or so, it wears off after a while.

    Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder… corny but oh so bloody true!

    Paolo Scimone

    January 16, 2010 at 02:02:02

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