I Can’t Believe This by Ben
This story is an outrage:
As if our society wasn’t already self-conscious enough about our bodies! As if we didn’t have enough damaging sexual hang-ups! As if we weren’t already too self-repressed to breathe, here we go, ruining the careers of two bright young things who just wanted to express some perfectly natural human tendencies.
We were born naked, people. If we don’t let our teachers nude up, our children never will. Is that what we WANT?
Thank you very much, New York educational system. Thank you right to hell.