Tasty Beats by Cam and Ben
“It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.”
Ben “Jim” Pobjie stared in wonderment at his oldest friend Cam “Spock” Smith. “What the Merrimack do you mean, Spock?”
“Well,” said Spock, wedging his microscope back into his underpants, “It seems to just be two guys talking vaguely to each other in incomprehensible maritime argot…”
“Can I…listen?” said Jim tenderly, taking Spock’s hand and gently rubbing it on his stomach.
“If…you dare!” screamed Spock, inappropriately loudly.
And so for the next half hour, they listened, and explored each other’s bodies, and learned so much. About the non-existence of God, about how to infuriate Phillip Adams, about wedding anniversaries, September 11, killing Hitler, and the private torment of Olivia Newton-John.
And now, through the magic of primitive 21st-century Earth technology, so can YOU!
With the added bonus that afterwards, Bones won’t barge in naked and ask to “join in a little”.