Gather Around Me

Making All Of Your Dreams Come True

A Poem about Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour and Redeemer of Mankind by Ben

with 2 comments

This poem won poet-warrior Ben Pobjie an entire ten dollars at last night’s Penis-themed Babble Slam. That is how, before you even read it, you know that it will be a Les Murray-esque classic.

Let go
Let go of your earthly desires and material possessions
Let Jesus in
Let Jesus take your hand
Let Jesus hold you
Let Jesus kiss you
Let Jesus run his hand quietly up your thigh
Let Jesus in
Let Jesus take you home
Let Jesus ask you upstairs
Let Jesus slip something into your drink when you’re not looking
Let Jesus fill you with his sweet love
Let Jesus collapse in a fetid sweaty heap on your back
Let Jesus rub your face in the wet spot and email the video to your parents
Open your heart and feel the holy spirit!
Let him in!
Let Jesus be your reach-around!

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October 8, 2009 at 07:07:07

2 Responses

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  1. Gloaty McGloaterson!

    TimT

    October 8, 2009 at 12:12:12

  2. This picture would accompany your lovely poem just perfectly:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/bwgan/spanked-by-the-lord-lpl/

    Claire

    October 9, 2009 at 02:02:14


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