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Oh my.

Written by Your Friends

January 16, 2010 at 08:08:08

A young police lieutenant is called into the chief's office.

"You're a loose cannon, Pobjie," the chief yells at the lieutenant.

"Yeah, but I get the job done," he replies with a glint in his eye.

"Get the job done? You destroyed 23 city blocks!"

Meanwhile, across town, a young man called Cam screws a scope onto his rifle. They'd all gets theirs soon enough.

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The End.